Classic Fug: Fergie Ferg in 2009

At first I saw this archival photo — from the Much Music awards in Canada – and worried that Fergie, herself already a huge star at this point, had erroneously decided she needed to turn herself into Kourtney Kardashian. Or Khloe, or even just a new add-on, Kergie Kardashian, available for free if you update your app. But then I saw her wrist, and realized that this whole ensemble was created to try and hide the fact that she’d gotten herself into a spot of trouble while killing two hours at Home Depot.

[Photo: Getty]