Go Fug Yourself https://www.gofugyourself.com Because Fugly Is The New Pretty Sat, 25 Jul 2026 16:49:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Mostly Well Played: Jessica Chastain in Chanel at Couture Week https://www.gofugyourself.com/mostly-well-played-jessica-chastain-in-chanel-at-couture-week-07-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/mostly-well-played-jessica-chastain-in-chanel-at-couture-week-07-2016#comments Wed, 06 Jul 2016 16:00:29 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1110001

JESSICA: Hey, Karl!

KARL: Blasphemy!

JESSICA: What?

KARL: Hey is for the casual, pet. Be ORNATE. Dip yourself in Fancy. Coat yourself in flakes of sophistication and then plunge like a nymph into hot cosmopolitan oil. SIZZLE.

JESSICA: Bonjour, then!

KARL: If we must. Pray, why are…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/mostly-well-played-jessica-chastain-in-chanel-at-couture-week-07-2016/feed 55 Fugs and Fabs: The Fendi Store Opening https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugs-and-fabs-the-fendi-store-opening-02-2015 https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugs-and-fabs-the-fendi-store-opening-02-2015#comments Wed, 18 Feb 2015 16:00:52 -0800 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1063771 In which Karl Lagerfeld seems to have borrowed a child from someone.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugs-and-fabs-the-fendi-store-opening-02-2015/feed 67 SWINTerfeldly Played: SWINTON and Karl https://www.gofugyourself.com/swinterfeldly-played-swinton-and-karl-11-2013 https://www.gofugyourself.com/swinterfeldly-played-swinton-and-karl-11-2013#comments Wed, 06 Nov 2013 18:00:42 -0800 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=955021

Karl: Delicious pixie, whither the spice? DUST.

SWINTON: Hello, Karl. Your voice is the purring of the tiger I tamed last night in my living room.

Karl: True or not? Fantasy is the foreplay of reality. CLIMAX.

SWINTON: No, Karl, not until the orgy of where black…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/swinterfeldly-played-swinton-and-karl-11-2013/feed 61 Your Friday Fugment of Zen https://www.gofugyourself.com/your-friday-fugment-of-zen-09-2013 https://www.gofugyourself.com/your-friday-fugment-of-zen-09-2013#comments Fri, 06 Sep 2013 14:00:06 -0700 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=890041

"Dolls are like canapes for the eyes. A taste, a sauce, a drizzle of a whole meal that always was but will never be. Bouche: AMUSE."

[Photo: Getty]

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/your-friday-fugment-of-zen-09-2013/feed 29 Fug or Fab: Linda Evangelista https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-linda-evangelista-06-2012 https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-linda-evangelista-06-2012#comments Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:00:34 -0700 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=605741

LINDA: You must adore me, Karl.

KARL: Yes, I must. You handcuff the souls of the innocent to your bedpost and then swallow the key.

LINDA: I meant more that clearly you adore me, because I am here. And I am expensive.

KARL: Price tags are for…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-linda-evangelista-06-2012/feed 54 Fugney Love https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugney-love-2-05-2011 https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugney-love-2-05-2011#comments Fri, 20 May 2011 17:00:33 -0700 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=400962

COURTNEY: Psst. Dude.

KARL: What is this 'dude'? I am not naked.

COURTNEY: Whatever, dude. Listen, where's the beer? You gotta be packin', right?

KARL: Slang is the suitcase of the damned, my dear. CHECK IT.

COURTNEY: ... So you're saying you don't have any?

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugney-love-2-05-2011/feed 31 Met Ball Fug Carpet: Boobs Legsly https://www.gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-carpet-boobs-legsly-05-2011 https://www.gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-carpet-boobs-legsly-05-2011#comments Tue, 03 May 2011 18:00:39 -0700 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=391682

BOOBS: Hey, Kaiser! Can I call you Kaiser?

KARL LAGERFELD: No. not unless we've met before, and even so, nicknames are for lazy. REPENT.

BOOBS: Right, cool, got it. But seriously, it's me. It's Blake.

KARL: Blake Carrington?

BOOBS: Blake Lively. The face of Chanel.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-carpet-boobs-legsly-05-2011/feed 52 Fug or Fab: Blake Lively https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug_or_fab_blake_lively091010-09-2010 https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug_or_fab_blake_lively091010-09-2010#comments Fri, 10 Sep 2010 11:00:26 -0700 tag:gofugyourself.celebuzz.com,2010://1.94111 KARL: Pet. You seem ill at ease.BLAKE: I just don't feel like myself.KARL: Selves are just shoes we line with odor insoles. KICK. BLAKE: I just don't know why it has to BE this way. KARL: Because we made a decision.BLAKE: Who did?KARL: I and your rapacious lady medallions. The ones who treat every day like…

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