Carrie has been attending every Stanley Cup Final game, one of which was the night before this event, so I’ve decided her stylist just sent her some photos of outfits at a bad time and she fired back with the wrong emoji. I don’t mind this concept in theory, but we’ve seen better versions before — namely, the originals. This is like clear plastic Schiaparelli mixed with one of Vera Wang’s figure skating costumes, and then fired at top speed off a Fast Fashion conveyor belt with minimal concerns about whether the shirt will cause a mild rash. I don’t know how one of the biggest artists in her industry, and even beyond, always ends up looking like she’s wearing a dress she picked up for 90 percent off at a sample sale without noticing the tag actually says “Elie Saad.”
* Note: Apparently it IS a brand called Elie Madi, so I’m kinda half onto something there.