I love Kylie, but what is even happening here?

You remember she played The Green Fairy in Moulin Rouge? (A movie I was just thinking about in the car yesterday, for literally no reason, other than that I decided that was Nicole Kidman at her most beautiful.) I feel like this outfit is SURELY intended for a relation thereof — so fluffy, so pink, so floaty. Can’t you envision a movie in which Kylie wears this…thing…and floats into a room on a cloud and sits at a burnished, shiny dressing table and powers her face, and then sings something weird and confusing? She looks like what would happen if Cotton Candy and Krystle Carrington had a baby, and while I cannot legitimately cosign this as a viable look, the truth is that I would subscribe to that newsletter.

[Photo: AKM/GSI]