Teyana Taylor in Balenciaga On HER this is subdued; I love the color and she looks very pretty, but that slit IS perilous. Sombr in custom Valentino This is also good. He and Valentino are a great combination, frankly. Hilary Duff in Rabanne (2019) This originally had some more detailing

Karol G in Natalia Fedner This is not really THAT wacky, all things considered but it IS a bra top under a melting mess long-sleeved tee so.... Queen Latifah in Christian Siriano And this isn't wacky at all except it's MEMORIAL DAY in LAS VEGAS

in Dior couture I mean, where else but Cannes can(nes) you even wear this? I think it's fabulous but also VERY specific. in Dior couture I mean, maybe if you're in an old film about the many paramours of Louis XIV or something, but those

Tilda Swinton in Chanel This is great on her -- although I'm neutral on the shoes -- but it would look bonkers on SO many other people. Imagine, like, Taylor Swift showing up somewhere in this. (TBH, I wish she would!) Demi Moore in custom Self-Portrait This dress is

Zendaya Obviously, her head looks amazing and is carrying this entire thing. The rest of it is very underwhelming. LV is lucky she is such a great model, frankly. Cate Blanchett With all due respect to the great Blanchett...what the fuck. Her sweater is exploding with fuzz (it'

Keke Palmer Lately Is this look believably from 2008? Yes. Does she also look VERY CUTE in it? Also yes. Keke Palmer Lately SHE looks cute in these capris but that is a high bar. I'm not going back to that well. Let's think of a