Shania Twain I just need to note that Shania has ALWAYS dressed like this. Kelsea Ballerini (in D&G) and Chase Stokes Am I the only person who didn't know this was happening? She looks fine but also like someone who was really into 90s Calvin Klein

Carrie Underwood in Dolce & Gabbana On top of everything else, this also has tails -- as in "top hat and." She looks a bit like a very glitzy ringleader. LeAnn Rimes I wish the lining was a little longer, but you know what? This is fine. IT IS

VERY Princess Leia and dreamy. Love the pattern. I'm not sure this is exactly right, proportionally-speaking? I think it needs to be a TEENY bit shorter. in Prada She's wearing the fog! Very low key, as is her wont. custom Brandon Maxwell This is GORGEOUS

This is very reasonable and rational and the real star here are the earrings. in Dries Van Noten This is very cool; it IS refreshing to see something more unusual and arty like this at an Oscars event. in Simone Rocha I cannot explain the lighting here. But this dress

OMG, ARE there McMansions on the moon??? I can't wait to get my issue and find out. The vibe here is "lounge with your bracelets over your sleeves" and I'm not mad at it. I long for several people to wear these glasses IRL.