Are We Atop Fraulein Maria Mountain Here?!?
At last!
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At last!
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For the early January awards.
View GalleryJenna Ortega This would have been a better look in the summer, without the thermal underneath it. The overlong sleeves pulled down over her hands are VERY high school. Catherine Zeta-Jones Honestly, similar note on the sleeves. The rest of this is fine but also looks like she'
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By premiering. Again.
View GalleryIntern George George's tan is in fine form. Eve Hewson Eve's nipples are in fine form. At least, I assume that's the message behind wearing a dress that looks like she ripped it open. Riley Keough Is she traumatized by her shoes? I know
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And indeed I needed the help.
View GalleryDemi Moore This seems pretty clearly lined most of the way down, but obviously the intention is for you to look at least twice to check. But I don't personally think head-to-toe lace is very chic in general -- even less so if this actually is pants
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Or on my couch.
View GalleryElizabeth Olsen The shoes look like bats and the suit proportions are deranged, but the real star -- if it can be called that -- is the shirt that looks like someone tried to make a coconut bra out of shoulder pads. Da'Vine Joy Randolph She looks like she'
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Keep the train going.
View GalleryKim in Conner Ives Something about the seams around her knees makes this look cheap. I don't know why that would be the one thing that pushes this over for me, but that one extra element just doesn't work and all it takes is one. And
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That headline could've been punchier, but it's at least FACTUAL.
View GalleryI love that this is so thoughtful. I sensed you might want a closer look at the skirt. AND the back of her headpiece is a Cyndi Lauper collage. She's basically wearing a highly artistic scrapbook and I love it. Janelle Monae There should be one of these
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Like, a lot.
View GalleryAriana Grande in vintage Gilbert Adrian I am THRILLED she ditched the icy blond hair. This is also a very elegant gown that fits the froofiness of her character in the movie, but also feels less like cosplay. Cynthia Erivo in Prada What in the kitchen sink hell. Okay. This
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