Michelle Pfeiffer Michelle looks like she produced this movie, had an average time doing it, and would rather be at her real house drinking mulled wine by the fire. Which... I mean, me too. Gwen Stefani in Vera Wang Gwen looks like she has been replaced by a lookalike who

Sydney Sweeney in Miu Miu Miu Miu has a different designer, which may explain why this is one of the sexiest things it's ever done. That is a low bar, admittedly, but it's REALLY good, and the bombshell styling helps. I don't think Sydney

Zoe Saldana This dark green is a beautiful color. This looks fabulous. Her waxer will doubtless agree. Sigourney Weaver I don't fully understand how and why the polka dot ribbon comes into play. Miley Cyrus Miley contributed a song to the movie. The dress seems a tad overboard

Kristen Stewart in Chanel The base suit here could work, but... would this be entirely improved if she swapped the hideous shoes for boots? Does she also need to take the skirt up a hair? Jacob Elordi I've heard he's great in Frankenstein. He looks handsome

Rihanna in Balenciaga I guess Pierpaolo Piccioli figured out how to merge his aesthetic with whatever Demna was doing at Balenciaga. Congrats? Rihanna can barely fight her way out from under it. You really want to go viral for (mostly) hiding her light under a lilac bushel? A$AP Rocky

Cynthia Erivo This is all very autumnal, and I love the coat, but I do feel the stuff underneath looks like the costume for a Star Wars movie in which she is reforming the Jedi. A movie, by the by, which I would watch. Okay, but THAT is a festive