Katherine LaNasa in custom Louis Vuitton It really does look like a large, hastily plonked hot water bottle. Ego Nwodim in Carolina Herrera I love this -- the slit placement looks sexy but not automatically perilous. She looks tremendous. Sheryl Lee Ralph in Tony Ward This is maaaaaybe a hair pinchy?

Jessie Buckley Well, her head looks super, but next time I wish she'd just buy a shirt instead of stealing a chair cover and trying to get crafty. Hannah Einbinder in LV Somewhere, a very angry cow is stuck figuring out how to milk itself. Karolina Wydra This

Timothee Chalamet This is an interesting pick for Timbo here -- I love the tie and like the pin stripes, but it's interesting to see him looking less Fashion and more I Borrowed Dad's Suit For My Young Leaders of America Banquet. Kylie Jenner in vintage Versace

Geena Davis At least she looks great. Seal and Heidi Klum I have never forgotten this dress. I HATE IT. It looks like it's actively shoving her boobs into her waist. Emma Thompson This is similarly disastrous. Emma and Colin Firth Special guest star Mr. Darcy! Charlize Theron

Jodie Foster Jodie presented this year, but I led with the photo because... it is so NOT how I think of Jodie Foster now. The hair alone. What in the Mandrell Sisters hell. Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster He won for directing Braveheart. Mel, I... have some notes for you.