No thanks! Nipples: The ultimate accessory. See, this isn't sexy to me, just messy. I'm sure some dude will do this! It's not THAT extreme. But slightly like a rubbery breastplate. "THROW EVERYTHING AWAY AND MAKE TIGHT OFFICE WEAR! IT'S ALL

Jessie Buckley in Chanel I really like this. It's so botanical. But also vaguely animal print? It's botanimal! Maggie Gyllenhaal I know she said she was making an effort to dress a bit more simply in her role as a director -- not necessary, as far as

Caitriona Balfe This dress is no great shakes, but she looks beautiful. The color is smashing on her. That carries it pretty far. When I wish for a white dress to be almost any color at all, this is what I mean; imagine this in cream and tell me it

Harry Styles in Chanel This is truly quite dapper on him -- a dash of Guys and Dolls, maybe Bugsy Malone, which I actually hope he was referencing because WHY NOT. I hate the shoes, which sincerely look like Isotoners over socks. No. Rosalia in Chanel From good Chanel to INSANE

Connor Storrie in Saint Laurent I guess I said everything I need to say, but: I like this a lot without a shirt, and once again it's amazing how completely his face changes when he's giving CHEEKBONES versus when he's giving giddy. Sweet angel

Kate Hudson in Valentino This is so elegant, and I say that as someone who doesn't typically endorse the tube top style. It's shades of Gwyneth's Tom Ford cape -- that's the second time I've gotten a GOOP vibe from someone

Parker Posey in Gucci She looks luxe. I love it for her AND her White Lotus character, who might be terrible but might also be the least terrible person in her family. Or not the MOST terrible. Sarah Pidgeon in Balenciaga This gown is a sad sack. And a sadsack.