Tessa Thompson Let's start with Tessa here, who, at Venice, looked like she stepped out of a couture retelling of Little Red Riding Hood. Kalu Uchis Whereas this is Red Riding Hood after a REALLY rough night trying to drink the wolf under the table. Tessa Thompson And

Oscar Isaac Oscar is modeling a Prada effort that involves using brown with two other colors. It's one color too many, I think, although there is never too much of Oscar Isaac. Dianna Agron This is cute in theory, but I wish the skirt were not that material.

in Carolina Herrera This feels well-selected, for her tastes -- she likes short, and she likes froof, and this puts a spin on both. In practice it looks a bit like she chose the black, and then the pink dress threw a tantrum and hurled itself at her as she

Rita Ora She began the year with a little light Pants Madness and a metallic napkin. in Fendi At this event, I sincerely thought she was one of the AmandaAshleys, but no. She looks very nice, though? Maybe that was part of the confusion. Did they hire Rick Owens to

Jodie Turner-Smith in Gucci We begin with one of the more wan looks of the year, a Gucci that I just do not like at all, both for the dingy color of the lace and the peekaboob. This dress is fighting Jodie's natural wow factor SO HARD

in Kenzo She's at Paris Fashion Week here, in denim cone boobs, wearing the sharpie makeup she preferred back in January. She definitely learned skills for her media playbook from this period of her life. I think she and Ye had broken up by this point -- they were

Zendaya This is very nice, and posh (and also, in a way, very Posh). As much as I enjoy when Zendaya wears elaborate outfits, it's nice to see her in something unfussy and chill. Hunter Schafer Intern C didn't like the boots with this, and I