Demi Moore in Matières Fécales She looks absurd. Very Scarlett O'Hara meets My Super Sweet 16. I have NO IDEA why the skirt and the side of the bow look like they have been chewed on by wild dogs. It just looks crazy, like it's slowly

Sabrina is not who I'd have picked for this. The more I think about it, the less that yellow feels like her color. I might've pushed that to Chase Sui Wonders. That could be fun on Jennifer Lawrence. Ooh, or Caitriona Balfe. And of course there&

Tracee Ellis Ross These photos all uploaded in reverse alphabetical order, so that's what I'm going with here., Tracee's jacket is very sleek on her, and is keeping me somewhat from seeing what her jeans are actually doing. Intentional? I LOVE her necklace though.

Florence Pugh in Simone Rocha This is not AS bad as when, from a distance, I thought the flower bud was a cutout. But it's still terrible. The shoulders make her look hunchy, the sleeves are way too long, the wonky stem draws attention to every lousy stitch

Michelle Rodriguez This is VERY ritzy. I always thought she had an edgier vibe than this, but she really trends toward ball gowns. There are so many cool suits out there -- or, honestly, Thom Browne. I hope this was wind-ruffled hair, and not the actual final draft. Jordana Brewster

Demi Moore in Gucci The wet stringy hair is NOT what I had in mind when I suggested a change-up. It looks TERRIBLE. Maybe she'll argue it's a concession to (or victim of?) the Cannes wind, but... no. Also, her dress is of course sheer

David Tennant and Nafessa Williams I enjoy they're making everyone stand in front of a mini replica of David's character's house. I ALSO appreciate his purple velvet suit. Nafessa's dress does not totally captivate me -- it looks like a stiff corset with

Meghann Fahy Meghann is in a new limited series with Rose Byrne based on Karin Slaughter's The Good Daughter, which -- this will shock you -- involves sisters piecing together the past, and thrown together by trauma in the present, which REVEALS SECRETS. Lather, rinse, repeat. I hope it'