Karen Gillan In the most boring and basic way, I often think to myself, "If we make clothes to put ON, why are they designed to fall OFF." Miranda Kerr Miranda is one of many people who zipped from Austin to the Oscars. This is very chic and

Heidi Klum in Zuhair Murad This is... she looks like a sea creature. EVERYONE seemingly will be carrying duvets this... well, FALL, I hope, I cannot do that in summer in LA. Anyway, if this is her peaceful aquatic phase... Heidi Klum ... then THIS is her preparing to sting an

Hunter Schafer in Ann Demeulemeester Law Roach styled this, and it honestly reads like something he pulled for Zendaya, who simply chortled and shook her head. That is a feather on a string. Thank God this isn't Olden Times, or else someone might try to borrow that to

Florence Pugh in Valentino From giant, to... differently giant. This look gives me the giggles. I don't know why. It looks like someone shot a raincoat with an Embiggening ray. I can't figure out why she'd change into something JUST as unwieldy, and I

Mindy Kaling in custom Prabal My theory: Mindy contracted with Vera Wang for two Oscars dresses, and Vera went rogue by deciding to make the same one in two colors, and Mindy got stuck with Vera's whole "duality of both colors, eternal sophistication" artistic B.S.

Lady Gaga in Versace So. I've yapped for years about not loving visible boning. Here is the surprise: I don't hate this. I think that if you're going to do this aesthetic, the front view of this dress might be the nicest execution I&

Cate in Louis Vuitton This is, per her stylist, "a top from an archival collection and a skirt cut from fully sustainable silk." I wondered in passing if this color was a reference to Blue Jasmine, her Best Actress Oscar. Then I remembered that not everything has to