Those pants are ridiculously high-waisted, so why do they make sense on him? This is a man who got locked out of his apartment because he was on the run from a candelabra dealer and lost his keys. This man is wondering which superfood is currently wedged between his

Damian Pelliccione Just a little bait and switch here, so we can say it louder for the folks in the back. Gabrielle Union in Missoni This is so good that I actually shouted. It was mostly a mangled noise, honestly, but it was of approval. Zaya Wade and Gabrielle Union

Dakota Fanning in Loewe This gives me the giggles. Somehow the single boob flower feels less aggressively weird to me and more ENTERTAINING. It also still flatters her. I hope there is a button she can press to make it squirt water. Elle Fanning in Stella McCartney I don'

Katy Perry I want to roll around in that coat. The shoes, though a little overcomplicated, work nicely with the red purse to add a little spice. But this is the exception that proves the rule about everyone looking hotter in sunglasses. Those specs are not for her. I am

Jodie Turner-Smith in Schiaparelli This is a FABULOUS coat-dress. She is a total dreamboat. She is also one of the few people who can do THIS MUCH -- the earrings, the ring, the gold -- and not get totally lost. She should be doing every jewelry campaign, at the very