Lizzy Caplan What... do we think happened here? Was this Plan F, and literally every other one, A through E, suffered some kind of strange natural disaster? One of those nipple darts is particularly lost, the length is all wrong, it looks a bit baggy, and her whole vibe is,

Golda Rosheuvel in Miss Sohee This is gorgeous. The dress underneath is... whatever, but that's fine, because it's beside the point. Maybe something less prone to crinkle, but who's even looking? Ruth Gemmill Ma Bridgerton also looks glam and fantastic. It's in

Gwyneth Paltrow I assume this is Valentino, as it looks like kin to the one Samara Weaving just wore (which incidentally I called "the poop emoji's glam stepmother," and Gwyneth IS the original Poop Emoji so that tracks.) At least GOOP's pants look less.

Zoe Saldana in Armani This is a cool idea for a dress, and I bet it looked really neat in motion. In a still photo, though, the longer I look at it, the more it starts to resemble The Wheel of Fortune Board, But ART. The top in particular looks

Becky G in PatBo I'm starting with the person you're most likely to recognize from this site, Becky G, who didn't do anything too dramatic to her boobs other than I guess decorating them with silver flowers. I wish this were a hair longer,

Yara Shahidi in McQueen I don't think I'd have guessed this was McQueen. It's so shiny and delicious, and it uses the fringe and the cutouts well. Alexander Molony and Ever Anderson Our Peter has so much sartorial panache! I would like to give

That outfit is great. There are a LOT of shadows at play in these photographs, and I'm not always sure they work in the subjects' favor; I kind of wish she popped a bit more here. Sinead Burke in Richard Quinn I didn't include second