Cate Blanchett in Donna Karan We're starting off with a real bang. This is a VERY sexy choice. Gwen Stefani in Valentino I really like this on Gwen, and wish she'd wear it now. Charlize Theron in Dior I like this better now than I did

Rita Ora This looked great on camera, and indeed, it's super cute and I'm thrilled to see she resisted her usual urge to wear a visible thong. That would have been SO VERY COLD. She changed into this for the late show, which my DVR declined

2015 in Valentino This has just the faintest whiff of Milkmaid Formal about it. 2015 in Mugler That's sexy and I want those shoes. Badly. 2015 I keep thinking, "Oh, maybe this is good," and then falling slowly out of like with it. in Proenza Schouler

2013 I assume this award is for Middle of Nowhere, because Selma didn't come out until 2014. She looks nice and also, relatably, like she might have just won an award at her Conference of IT Professionals. 2014 Such early understanding of the potency of a gold shoe!

2004 This is one of the more hilarious outfits I've ever seen on Nicole Kidman. She's like a mermaid who found legs and is about to bust into the Charleston. 2004 A choker might not have been the play here; it needs something a little lower.

Lanvin Let's begin with... a cloud of... crystals? Andreas Kronthaler for Vivienne Westwood For the Wookiee-loving person in your life. Marras For the... Yeti-loving person in your life? Burberry We all clutched our pearls at these horrid Burberry shoes, and they ARE inexplicable, but Burberry was

1983 Admittedly, she may not have dressed herself for this; it's a BMX Bandits promotional shoot. But I could not resist the hair. The true, natural Nic curls, in peak '80s form. 1989 And now we jump ahead in time, to the year Dead Calm was released,