Alexandra Daddario I am guessing the mandate for some was to make the clothing simple and let the lipstick shine, and this definitely does that. Anna Diop This is very cute. Since the lipstick is more of a berry, she's letting the purse be the classic red. Alexandra

Jennifer Lopez This is a weird one because I think the overall package is sleek and slick, but also it does make me laugh a little -- the sheer turtleneck, the thick gold necklace, using gloves as sleeves, whatever that crotch buckle is doing... but again, at least it's

For spring Marc wants us wearing office furniture. Just kidding, obviously. That was his set of choice, and the models walked out underneath the giant card table. Here's how the rest of the room looked. Context! Very Instagrammable, which I'm sure also appealed. Marc Jacobs'

Megan Fox This is exactly what the inventor of chain mail had in mind. It only took centuries. Malcolm McRae and Anya Taylor-Joy Anya looks so... NORMAL. Like this is an outfit she could have bought anywhere in 2003 and hung onto because she felt cute and didn'

Mariah Carey This is... hilarious. She looks like a bird. Honestly, it might have worked okay if the tulle part wasn't so insubstantial that her crotch is showing. Shania in Sergio Hudson Somebody get Shania Twain out of this expensive diaper. Damiano David in Dion Lee I am

Janelle Monae in Nicole + Felicia Couture What very pointed flower placement! She's like a beautiful fembot -- those things should be locked and loaded with something, even if it's just a water squirter. Serena Williams in Safiyaa This is pretty good on her! Kylie Minogue in David

Beyonce in LV, Dua Lipa This is adapted from Pharrell's latest Louis Vuitton line. It looks goofy on Beyonce. And if you make Beyonce look goofy, how the heck are you going to make it work on anyone else? I do hope Bey is inspired to enter the

Heidi Klum The better version of this dress was by Celine, on Margot Robbie at the Governors Awards. This is the Heidi Klum Assists a Vegas Magician version. Mark Ronson and Grace Gummer And this is the very SERIOUS version of both dresses. (I believe it's Gucci.) Ellie