Zendaya in 1997 Givenchy I wish these photos were not so far away, but I guess you have to fit in the whole tower AND the sign. Anyway, the original dress was paired with white pumps, so FINALLY Zendaya's favorite shoe choice has its context. This is impeccable,

Well, let's give it to Haim, because you need to deploy this as a trio, right? Who has to be Middle Haim in this scenario? This is not as resplendent as I would like it to be. So this is clearly a purely artistic statement, as one cannot

Don't worry, this is just a teaser. I feel like it'd look great on Cara Delevingne with her tousled brunet hair and bangs that she's rocking right now. This model looks SO much like 1990s Bridget Fonda to me. 1990s Bridget Fonda would have

Emma Corrin in Schiaparelli I laugh aloud every time I look at this. It's from last season's couture show, and I truly did not imagine anyone voluntarily wearing horned nipples. The workmanship is excellent, but nobody's boobs should need to be trimmed like a

Charlize Theron in Givenchy Charlize looks like a million bucks in this black ensemble, and then those gloves are sub-minimum wage. She does not need arm bags. The back has a ruffle down the spine, which is cool. The elbow petticoats ruin everything. Zendaya in Schiaparelli For some reason,

Camila Cabello in Zimmermann We begin with Camila. This does not seem like a sheer-dress event to me, but then again, half of Hollywood wears sheers to black-tie events, so one could understand her being confused. I do also think this is hideous, however. Ethan Hawke I admit,

Zendaya in Jacquemus I have not historically been a fan of Jacquemus, but they made this for her and it shows. There is no room for error in that bodice and it's sitting EXACTLY where they would like. Zendaya Those earrings are FANTASTIC, especially with that head scarf.