“So, people think I’m TOO SEXY to be taken seriously, huh?” Olivia Munn thought as she stood in her wall-in closet, rifling through bandage dress after bandage dress in search of her costume from her little-seen 2004 production of The Crucible.

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“I’ll show them just how UNSEXY I can be. GET READY TO TAKE ME AS SERIOUSLY AS A HEART ATTACK, AMERICA.”