We don’t have too many Pink sightings these days, so I’m glad she at least ATTEMPTED a cape when she swooped back into our lives.

But I want Pink to swan around in only the most lush and expensive caftans, and this cape instead looks cheap. Like she’s a sorceress on a budget. Which NEVER ends well. One minute you’re promising to swap eye of newt for eye of frog just this once, and the next thing you know, the spell that was supposed to give you Cate Blanchett’s skin actually turns Intern George into a fireplace screen.

[Photo: Getty]

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