Another music awards show, another outfit chiefly composed of mesh and an Ab Roller. Tell me this: Have you ever even heard of “singer” Bleona Qereti?


Her Wikipedia page says she’s been called “The Madonna of Albania.” Which I think would make The Madonna of Madonna scream. Of all the envelopes she pushed, and there were many, Madge NEVER sank down to giving herself this particular paper cut. If anything, in THIS moment Bleona is biting Lady Gaga, and worse, she’s LATE to that party AND she didn’t even bring any wine or good apps. Just a couple lead aprons for her nipples and a giant wine bag.

And this concludes anyone knowing who Bleona Qereti is.

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