Normally, we would not be placing Star Jones in such a prime time-slot here on GFY. Normally, in fact, she’d end up in some round-up, of people in bright colors or metallics, or people we just didn’t have that much to say about, or people who used to be on The View or some such:

BUT NORMALLY, SHE’S NOT WEARING SPARKLY BIKE SHORTS.

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