Hola lovers! Last time on Meeeeeeeee, it was all about my mini-me (she went home — adios, copycat!) and my mini-husband (he should go home — adios, smellycat!), and my mini-confusion about whether Fergus of the Black-Pie Knees or whatever is pregnant. This time, ay, lovers, so much. The serial killer was in the bottom! Some girl named Naima tried to fill the void in my soul by wearing bellbottoms! And MARC STILL WON’T GO HOME LOVERS I AM SERIOUS I AM GOING TO BUY A PLANE JUST TO PUT HIM IN IT DIOS MIO.”