Hey, look! It’s Heidi Klum!

2010 American Music Awards - Arrivals

And she’s wearing what would happen if you polygamist-married Leighton Meester’s Lace Jumpsuit of Horror to boudoir curtains to the catsuit last seen on Zuul at the end of Ghostbusters. At least she didn’t bring Zuul’s pets:

Not that I wouldn’t have enjoyed seeing Miley Cyrus screaming and running away from two giant alien/demon dog creatures, but things could have gotten messy. Personally, if I were going to go all Who You Gonna Call on Hollywood’s collective asses, I’m pretty sure I would have gone for this:


But between the two of us, only one is a world famous supermodel/business woman, so who am I to judge?