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# All's Fair in NYC
- URL: https://www.gofugyourself.com/alls-fair-in-nyc-2026/
- Published: 2026-11-03T17:51:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-11-03T18:03:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #slideshow

## Glenn Close in Matières Fécales

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/11/GettyImages-2303222875.jpg)

This outfit turns Glenn into a bit of what Miss J. Alexander would have called "a no-neck monster." It's a little bit Dior, a little bit Rick Owens, and a little bit of that McQueen shipwreck collection. I kind of wish [she'd worn the hat](https://www.gofugyourself.com/materiales-fecales-spring-summer-2027/#/mat-riales-f-cales-spring-summer-2027-79), which looks like a squashed tarantula. 

## Glenn and Alexis Stone

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/11/GettyImages-2303217041.jpg)

This is pretty impressive. I don't like the clothes, strictly speaking, but they DO both have enormous presence here and I admit I like to see Glenn in some shit-kicking boots. (They've got to be Fluevogs, right?)

## Margo Martindale

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/11/GettyImages-2303207409.jpg)

"DO ME NEXT!!!"

## Kim Kardashian in Ashi Studio

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/11/GettyImages-2303222213.jpg)

I mean, fine, but why do things need to look like she's about to shimmy out of them? Maybe that's why they did the droopy arm loops here – to restrict her from hugging anyone and accidentally shrugging out of those cups.

## Niecy Nash

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/11/GettyImages-2303213497.jpg)

THIS is joyfully bonkers. If you had shown me this before the event, I might have assumed it'd be Kim's. 

## Sarah Paulson in Roksanda

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/11/GettyImages-2303222633.jpg)

In Rome, [Naomi wore a Roksanda with a similarly cut skirt](https://www.gofugyourself.com/alls-fair-in-rome/#/all-s-fair-in-rome-4). I liked that one better – this one just looks a bit plasticky, with a randomly added boob turban.

## Teyana Taylor in Nicholas Oakwell

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/11/GettyImages-2303219168.jpg)

I wish this had just been a skirt. The pants are hilarious buffoonery, and do my eyes deceive me, or are the hems already filthy when she's only just arrived at this event?!?

## Naomi Watts

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/11/GettyImages-2303216991.jpg)

Naomi can almost always be relied upon to deploy an enviable necklace, and this dress cries out for one, but she has forsaken it.

## Elsie Hewitt

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/11/GettyImages-2303211594.jpg)

Have fun in the bathroom!

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