Is there a three strikes rule in magazines? Because Alicia Vikander, a lovely human, has now been on three magazine covers in the last seven months — this, Elle, and Vogue — and has looked totally zoned out on all of them. She looks less like The Action Hero We Need Now, and more like The Glazed Senior Who Has No F*cks Left To Give and who is currently listening to this:

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I can practically hear the drool puddling on her desk.

[Photo: Marie Claire]