I feel like this is one of those outfits where, like, Vogue, will be all, “GLORIOUS! OH DELICIOUS GAMINE! SO LIGHT AND AIRY! SO DIVINE! YOUR PLAY OF TEXTURE MOVES ME! ADORABLE SKINNY GIRL WITH ACCENT AND SHORT HAIR WHO IS SORT OF LIKE MICHELLE WILLIAMS, WE THUS ANOINT YOU THE NEXT IT GIRL REGARDLESS OF YOUR ACTUAL LEVEL OF SUCCESS! I SWOON OVER YOUR VISIBLE UNDERGARMENTS! YOU RESCUE ME FROM JEJUNE COCKTAIL DRESSES! SO INSPIRED!”

And the rest of us are like, “Seriously? Because I think this is kind of cracked out. Of course, you’re also the people who think a $300 bikini constitutes ‘a steal,’ so, you know, whatever.”