I haven’t heard any of Alexandra Burke’s songs.

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But I hope one of them is called “Hobroken,” about a misguided young streetwalker from New Jersey who yearns for a better life while her boyfriends stands around all day grabbing onto his pants and bellowing for his Ma to bring him a beer, do his laundry, and give him money for cigarettes.