We did this last year, let’s do it again.  This time, we’re picking the best cover line from each cover — and let me assure you, as a longtime Tatler subscriber, 85% of the time the article in question DOES live up to its promise.

That said, as much as I love the words inside Tatler, it’s disappointing that this is yet another year where every single cover features a white woman: it’s nearly 2018, Prince Harry is engaged to a woman of color, and there are many, many young women who are not white who would fit the Tatler requirements of being some mix of Vaguely Attractive, Incredibly Well Groomed, Completely Bonkers Rich, and At Least Marginally Posh. It’s not that hard, you guys. Do better next year. (And while I am sure you will at least manage to do something with a photo of Meghan Markle that she hasn’t approved, I’m going to ask, on the behalf of my fellow American, that you don’t make her look like Jesus if you can help it. Thanks!)

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