It would be remiss of me to fail to note that I owned those sunglasses the last time everyone owned those sunglasses, back in 1997. It would also be remiss of me to fail to note my new theory about Bella, which is that she’s actually very busy filming a period piece for Lifetime about a sorority girl who gets sucked into 90s rave culture. I am not kidding when I say that I would totally watch that.

[Photo: WENN]