EMMA: Hi, Milla.

MILLA: Hey, Emma.

EMMA: Interesting dress. It’s not very … Milla.

MILLA: Yours kind of is, though, actually. I like floaty stuff that also might maybe make parts of me look naked.

EMMA: Thank you. I was hoping America might be ready for me to flirt with sideboob.

MILLA: Oh, honey, America will never be ready for that. It’s never time for sideboob.

EMMA: Really?

MILLA: Really.

EMMA: Coming from a woman who once wore white electrical tape as a costume in a movie?

MILLA: I have lived. I have learned. I am wise.

EMMA: Come to think of it, why am I even considering your advice? Do we even know each other?

MILLA: I have no idea, kid.

EMMA: Where would we have met?

MILLA: We were both in Valentine’s Day.

EMMA: You weren’t.

MILLA: Really? I just assumed I was. Everyone else was. Why wasn’t I?

EMMA: Maybe if you flashed a little sideboob.

MILLA: You’re pushing it, kid.

First up: Emma.

  • I love it like I love her aunt Julia: Unreservedly (13%, 1,042 Votes)
  • I love it like I love her aunt Julia: I want to quit it, but I can't seem to (15%, 1,152 Votes)
  • I love it like I love her aunt Julia: periodically, and with undercurrents of loathing (40%, 3,156 Votes)
  • I love it like I love her aunt Julia: not at all (32%, 2,514 Votes)

Total Voters: 7,864

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And Milla?

  • Divine (47%, 3,643 Votes)
  • Dreadful (9%, 702 Votes)
  • D-unremarkable (44%, 3,460 Votes)

Total Voters: 7,805

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