In this day and age, by the time my Us Weekly arrives, I’ve almost always read all the juicy details already on the Internet. But recently I saw something in there that I cannot BELIEVE escaped me: Apparently — and this anecdote is not for the squeamish — Kourtney Kardashian REACHED OVER AND PULLED HER BABY OUT HERSELF during delivery. HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT UNTIL NOW? And maybe it was even featured (sort of) on her TV show? THAT IS MADNESS. ALSO, OUCH. But then again, I don’t know why I am surprised:

“Too much” is apparently a think with KourtKard: too much dress, too much sleeve, too much tight, too much douchelord, too much information. It all follows. Or to keep with the theme: too appropriate.