Fug Nation, I present to you the woman you overwhelmingly voted the Emmys’ Best Dressed:
Claire Danes, come on down! An Emmy winner, a Fug Nation Best Dressed Champion, a possessor of long lashes, and the former Mrs. Jordan Catalano — surely this is the most valued of those many accolades, yes? YES? YES?!!
And now, for the Worst Dressed — a woman I would also crown the most amusingly dressed:
She looks crazy, but I simply love this picture: Hanx obviously thinks Rita is awesome — I suspect he’s correct — and I imagine they’re celebrating it being Tuesday by skinny-dipping in their pool of money, so, you know, I’m pretty sure she’s not really crying into her gazpacho over being deemed our Worst Dressed. In fact, I find this entire get-up so charmingly cracked out that I challenge La Wilson to turn it up for their next red carpet event. I see it going down like this, Rita: you, me, a hat made of fruit. Hilarity will ensue. Help a sister out, will you?