Your Love Is My Fug

Oh, Ke$ha. You know how they say that, before you leave the house, you ought to look at yourself in the mirror and remove one item? I suggest you start with those pants.

Just make sure you then put on ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTS. I realize that, with most people, I wouldn’t have to specify that, but you really can’t be too careful in this day and pantsless age.