I am weirdly relieved none of the firemen are in this shot, because I’m not sure I could’ve handled it.

It says a lot about this man that he can look equally dreamy in a killer suit hanging off a fire truck in a suave suit, and in spankies hanging off the wrestling ring’s ropes.

But I think what I really like about him is that he’s good with comedy. His SNL episode was among the best of the season, and also, hang on, I think his tinted shades might be coordinated to his tie. Dwayne, you elegant manslice.

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