The prosecution pulls out a hole punch and starts gleefully redesigning everyone's shirts, followed by a liberal application of reinforcement stickers. The defense suggests that this is not a commercial for office supplies. The prosecution apologizes and then pretends to pull a Peaches and Cream Barbie out of somebody's navel. The defense objects. The judge sustains it, so the prosecution stands up and implores the world's scientists to please invent a Depends for tulle incontinence before it ruins any more families.

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