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Exhibit E

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Exhibit E
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    The prosecution is speechless for a second, then asks if that is the Tim McGraw Barbie doll. It is, and apparently Carrie and Brad Paisley brought out that and the Faith Hill doll, and there was much merriment when she checked the crotch and announced there was nothing there. Everyone is silent for a second. The defense tries to start a slow-clap, but the prosecution shuts it down and suggests that they would weep for this outfit, but the designer appears to have bogarted the world's supply of handkerchiefs. The defense is like, big deal, it is effectively the tissue paper encasing the Doll of GLORY. The prosecution is all, WHY DOES CRAIG T NELSON WEAR ONLY MAN SANDALS ON PARENTHOOD, then sheepishly admits it was spacing out because it was watching TV.

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