The prosecution points to Carrie's pelvis and opens with a stirring speech about the perils of drinking orange juice in a moving vehicle. The defense sputters that it's awfully early for the prosecution to be throwing out baseless accusations, and says the opposition is simply scraping the barrel because this dress is so pretty and also isn't there too much dastardly sugar in orange juice for a celebrity to DARE be spied drink the beast? The prosecution is all WHAT ABOUT THOSE COMMERCIALS WHERE WHOSAMAWHATSIT WAS HAWKING ORANGE JUICE and the defense is all, Bitch, please, don't even.

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