"Dear Demi, Schick Intuition called. It wants its "Before" picture back HAHAHAHAHAHAH because you're hairy, and it's a razor, get it? Anyway, this is terrible and, listen, Demi, I know you handled your own mental problems with grace and courage while I kind of never really addressed my own SITUATION other than investing a whole lot of really questionable weaves and therefore ergo you might feel like you have a leg up on me but HONEY NO. I would at least never wear this and JUSTIN AND I ONCE WORE MATCHED DENIM FORMALWEAR. CALL ME JUSTIN MY NUMBER IS THE SAME.

    ANYWAY. Everything's GREAT on set and I'm not at all planning how to feed Demi to the oaks.


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