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Psst, Brad:

You are (presumably) not being chased by zombies anymore. Tell hair and wardrobe!

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Comments (56):

  1. Orange Clouds
    +7

    MAN BOOBS!

  2. Other Emily
    +14

    Gross. And not because he’s gained a bit of weight — I myself quite like a beefy fellow. His hair, his facial hair, and his general apparent lack of concern for his appearance are just gross. I guess he’s got all the woman he could possibly need with Angelina, so he doesn’t have to try anymore??

    •  HelenBackAgain
      +2

      I’ve heard he’s always been comfortable only showering every three or four days. It’s one of the reasons he and Aniston got along so well for as long as they did, so says the same source. Both prefer to be somewhat dirty most of the time. Allegedly!

  3. Lizzy
    +36

    I’d like to congratulate Brad for achieving his seemingly life-long quest to overcome his hotness. After years of long greasy hair and schlubby clothes he is officially no longer hot (so scoot over, Depp, you have some company).

    •  HelenBackAgain
      +4

      Haha, I know, I think of Pitt and Depp as a matched set these days.

  4.  karacocoa
    +3

    Rough.

  5. pahtypoopah
    +31

    We are approaching Val Kilmer territory (I think the hair is playing a big part in this)

  6. Sahana Srinivasan
    +4

    Is Brad Pitt testing boundaries? Lately it looks like he’s been pulling out all stops to look as not-hot as possible.
    The line, I think he finally crossed it.

  7. Sandra
    +4

    I bet his mom calls him and tells him to get cleaned up.

  8. Stefanie
    +11

    I watched the Thanksgiving episode of Friends where Brad Pitt (at the height of his hotness) guest starred and him and Ross were in the I Hate Rachel Green Club….

    Ya, hard to believe this is the same guy.

    • Kate
      +4

      That was the Brad that could have been the Chanel spokeshuman. Supposedly, this was during his lost, adrift period. Contented Brad ironically looks more like the drifter – a drifter with moobs.

    • Laura
      0

      I saw that episode last night too and thought the exact same thing!

      • Betsy
        +1

        So funny. I came to the comments to say the exact same thing because I just saw that episode last night. He looked so hot there, and this just doesn’t even seem like the same person.

  9. witjunkie
    +2

    You know, if the hair bugs you that much, cut it.

  10. Tiffany
    +7

    Short hair Brad is sooooo much cuter than long hair Brad. I am sure he was waiting on my opinion before going to the stylist. Time for scissors, dear!

    • Gemma
      0

      Wait a minute! Long haired Brad in A River Ran Through It was dreamy. Loved it. Loved him best like that. But this, this is hideous, the facial hair especially. Or the man boobs. Or that weird smile.. He looks so proud of himself for overcoming his hotness, doesn’t he? LIke, hey ladies, betcha don’t want a piece of this!

      • Gemma
        0

        Replying to self – I meant Legends of the Fall, not River, though he was gorgeous in that, too.

  11. Art Eclectic
    +14

    Ya’ll can clutch your pearls all you want – I’d still hit it.

  12. Jules
    +13

    Even the guy in the background is aghast.

  13. cc
    +12

    When I first saw this, I totally thought this was Chris Hemsworth and you were cracking a joke because he looked like Brad Pitt!

  14. jackie h
    +2

    I like the guy in the background. “Holy sh*%, Brad got chubby!”

  15. Leslie
    +1

    I keep saying it – he was so hot in Moneyball – why can’t he look like that always??

  16. maryse
    0

    he was on GMA this morning in that same exact outfit and he didn’t look this bad. he’s never been my type – i like my boys dark — but he didn’t look chubby or nearly this disheveled on tv.

  17. patsy
    +13

    I thought at first this was Jeff Bridges!!!

  18. Nancy
    +3

    He looks horrible! Dirty skeevy! If I were walking alone down a street, and this unkempt man was headed toward me, I would cross the street and keep my eyes on him. Brad has wanted to look unpretty and he has succeeded spectacularly!

  19. Aj
    +3

    I thought it was some pro wrestler I’d never heard of.

  20. Girl in Sydney
    +3

    Clooney, Depp, Brad – proof that men don’t get hotter as they age.

    Thank god for Roger Sterling…oops John Slattery.

  21. Beth
    +3

    The first word that came to mind when I saw his outfit was ‘Oatmeal!’ Not because oatmeal is exciting, but because it’s the blandest, most boring thing I can think of. I am sure that outfit cost more than my rent, but why couldn’t he add some pizzazz to it, or some kind of neat detail? A dark leather jacket could have made it work. Clean shoes could have made it work. Anything else could have made it work.

    • esther p.
      +2

      i think taking it off, and putting on something clean and non-disheveled is the only thing that would make it work.

  22.  Courtney
    +11

    I’ve never enjoyed him as an actor and have long felt that he built his career on good genes alone, so this makes me happy. I am not proud of this.

  23. azqueenie
    +5

    I like how it looks like he is carrying a little pair of legs in his right hand.

  24. BrownEyedBetty
    0

    I’m pretty sure he cleans up pretty good. Either way, doesn’t do much for me – zombies or no zombies.

  25. Sajorina
    0

    He’s looking way too casual for my taste lately! I love me some Brad and I think he’s still sexy & hot! And it may be a mid-life crisis thing, but no matter how much he tries he’s not going to look like Chris Hemsworth now! There’s a 20 year difference and it shows!

  26. Annie
    +3

    I hadn’t realized that Brad was lobbying for a role as Chris Hemsworth’s dad!

  27. Grace
    +1

    He used to be such an attractive man. So why does he do his best to look … fugly??

  28. Faye
    +8

    I remember years ago as a teen getting into an argument with friends because I wouldn’t sneak in to see Legends of the Fall with them. I told them Brad Pitt wasn’t worth getting into trouble for and I thought he was kind of a gross-looking hillbilly.

    I’m good friends with some of those people to this day, and I copied and pasted this link and sent it to them :) . Vindicated!

  29. nicole
    +12

    Congratulations Brad. You have now reached Defcon Val Kilmer.

  30. jean
    0

    Does anyone get Thor’s older brother vibe? No? Just me? Carry on.

  31. jean
    +3

    He’s not anywhere NEAR Val Kilmer level yet. Or chubby. Give him two weeks and he would probably look like Moneyball again. He’s just relaxed, which is kind of cool. He is the father of six. How many fathers with six kids look suave all the time? And I bet he’s bulking up for role. I don’t even like him all that much, but he’s hardly gone to seed. Now Val would make me sad, but I think he LOVES being whatever he has become. He always seems so gleeful.

    • Aphy
      +5

      I agree. That and a lot of the comments are bordering on body snarking, something that I thought was frowned upon. Yes, he is disheveled and his outfit is terrible, but if we don’t say women “got chubby” then it’s not right to say it about a guy.

  32. Dee Cee
    0

    His luggage is a duffel bag..?

  33. formerlawyer
    +1

    Mickey Rourke lite?

  34. Garbo
    +2

    I seriously thought this was Val Kilmer. Not good, Brad. But it’s OK because working and taking care of 4 kids while your wife is undergoing radical double mastectomy and reconstruction requires humongous piles of donuts and ice cream in order to maintain sanity. At least he’s smiling. We can always rent Thelma and Louise…