I couldn’t hold out on you: This is the best picture from the pre-Wimbledon bash. Her outfit is tennis-ball-esque. It might even be made of actual tennis balls. SHE IS A GIANT TENNIS BALL. And I think her dress is held together up top by two whisks. It’s like Williams-Sonoma opened up an outpost inside Sport Chalet. Nobody can really follow this act, but there are at least some impressive sock tans, and Maria Sharapova looks like she hasn’t slept in two weeks. Come see.