Who Fugged It More (Or Less): Julianne Hough vs. Ashley Greene


So, now that we’ve seen Ashley Greene’s take on metallic rosettes, let’s see how Julianne Hough wore it — different designer, similar motif:

They’re both pretty. I didn’t expect to like this one better, but it does make her look less boxy than Ashley’s does, and it doesn’t bisect her — and of course, it’s not putting the swirls directly in the nip zone. But I AM distracted by how much boob tape she must have had to use to keep her girls so vehemently separate but equal. At least she made the effort — nip slips are so Tara Reid 2003 — but overall I feel like I’ve spent an inordinate (for me) amount of time staring at people’s chestal regions today. Somewhere a 13-year old boy is like, “Lady, ENOUGH WITH THE BOOBS ALREADY.”

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  1. Mary
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    Girl, integrate the boobs. Separate but equal was declared unconstitutional decades ago.

    • Stefanie
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      Totally. I have a bra that does separate but equals me and I HATE it. I put it on, look at myself, put a shirt on, look at myself again, sigh and then take it off and put another on. But I spent way way WAY too much money on it to throw it away. It kills me.

      • Joni Woodhead
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        now see .. i wish i could find one to separate mine, im a DDD and in certain necklines when i look down it looks too much like a booty … :(

  2. Kit
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    I want to know about those shoes… do they have a gold cap, or are they a peep-toe with a gold lined sole?

    (I will like them better if they’re a peep toe.)

  3. vandalfan
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    See where the underboob begins? Yes, i know you’re looking at it. If the decollete’ stopped there, this would be perfect. Neither of these beautiful young ladies needs to show off quite so much of their chestal attributes. There’s something to be said for subtlety.

    (They’re peep toes, Kit – click on the photo, then click on the “view original” link in the lower right corner, and you’ll get a zoomed photo, at least that’s how it works for me)

    • Kit
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      Oooh – thanks for the hint!

    • Kit
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      ‘Well now that I’ve seen the photo up close, I don’t like the shoes at all.

      Also, she needs to start using Proactive again, even if they’re not airing her commerical anymore. Some developing forehead issues!

      (Boy that picture is BIG when you click on it! I practically fell into one her pores!) lol

  4. Billie
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    I would like Julianne’s more if the V wasn’t so deep and if it was full length. Why does she always wear clothes that look too old for her? I would expect to see Demi Moore in this.

  5. Libby
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    I agree with others that this would be so much more attractive if the V were not so deep. Dresses with such a deep V really aren’t that sexy, because most of the women who wear them are really thin, and that part of their chest is bony (like Julie Bowen in her recent Emmy dress).

    • Sajorina
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      WORD!

    • Amanda
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      I completely agree. I know that I have seen it done well by someone. I just can’t think of who. Generally it is a bad idea though. You have to have the perfect boobs to do it or it just ends up looking un-sexy.

      • lisas
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        Jennifer freakin Lopez! Her famous green dress is the only time I’ve seen this neckline done realllllly well.

  6. Stefanie
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    I hate when I go out to an event with my dress on backwards.

    • Laurelie
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      Thank you!! I keep looking at this picture thinking “why didn’t anyone tell her to turn the dress around?” So glad I’m not the only one who thought it was on backwards.

  7. yeahandalso
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    She is only 23, why does she always look like a cougar?

  8. yeahandalso
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    also curious that Julianne’s head looks way to big for her body and Ashley’s looks way too small.

  9. Kate
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    are these seriously two different designers? Someone got ripped off.

  10. Anne B
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    Hmmm. I don’t know. I feel like it’s … missing something, somehow. Can’t put my finger on what that something might be.

    Whatevs! Time to take my top off and run some errands, catch you all later :)

  11. Sandra
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    Well, Julianne is definitely going to be hearing from from the General President of Young Women. That is surely NOT temple-approved!

  12. Sajorina
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    Hell NO! Ashley’s is WAY better! Julianne is an INSTANT FUG for me… She never gets it right and this is no exception!

  13. ceecee
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    Showing this much sternum looks like she’s being prepped for open-heart surgery. Close up the bottom 4-5 inches of that V and it would be totally adorable.

  14. amys
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    I’m so weary of the extreme cleavage. Imagination is a nice thing.

  15. Crystal
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    She looks so much like a young Meg Ryan in this photo… LOOK at the face, and the hair. Its uncanny!

  16. Nora
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    Glad someone had a lighter touch with Julianne’s makeup, for a change. Like Carrie Underwood, IMO she tends to wear way too much. Great hair, too. It’s nice to see a celeb with natural boobs, but not nice to see the boobs. Put ‘em away, Jules!

    • yeahandalso
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      it’s the Country Music way (she tried to be a country singer for a while right?)

  17. NYCGirl
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    As others have said, this might be nice were it not so boob-y.

  18. neiges
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    Ashley Greene & JulianneHough ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

  19. regina
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    The fabric looks like holiday season wrapping paper. Fug.

  20. Clare
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    This has great potential, but her boobs look lopsided, which is probably courtesy of the dress…