Ah, Rodarte, up to its usual tricks. Even Keith Urban, habitual stop-and-stare admirer of his wife, seems keen to stay out of this one.

Which is as well. Let Nicole do this alone. Let her, and her alone, check in on Foursquare as the Mayor of Wishbone Jane’s Soiled Dove Brothel and Saloon. (Up to usual tricks INDEED, then, if you will.)

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