As I have noted here previously, sometimes when I look at a particularly painful ensemble, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’s Titus pops into my head, and I hear:
Wait, that’s wrong. I hear:
I mean, look at this:
Elle. Just because someone hands you a deflated, high-fashion version of the inflatable sumo wrestler costume they force people to wear and/or wrestle in on Real World/Road Rules Challenge, it doesn’t mean you’re contractually obligated to PUT IT ON.
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