Oh, Gwen Stefani. This may be inappropriate of me to ask, but might you have a word with your stepdaughter? Because I am almost out of them.
All I can muster is a bilious sting of NO WHAT STOP ACK HOSE EVIL BOO IT BURNS. Why is it opaque ONLY at her FEET? Seriously, it would have looked BETTER if she had just put on boots with her lingerie and left off the body hose. Otherwise, she is dressed as someone’s disorganized intimates drawer.
What’s more:
She has a RUN. EVEN HER OUTFIT WANTS TO ESCAPE ITSELF.
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