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This fall, Warner Bros and Tim Burton present the newest chapter in the epic Tim Burton/Johnny Depp cinematic bromance. A film that will touch you in all the weirdest places….and end in the highest-pitched caterwauling.┬áSet in a world where men name Debra Messing’s Smash character as their greatest style inspiration, and everyone pretends space dementia is a real thing, there is….:

Dude Looks Like a Lady: The Steven Tyler Story.

Coming in October to a theater near you.

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  1. kathotdog
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    I still love Johnny Depp, he is just beautful. And amazing on Life’s Too Short. I am concerned that he is sick though as he is always bundled up in layers of coats and vests and scarves and bandanas and bracelets. He must have a permanent chill in his bones.

  2. Anita
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    Dear Johnny Depp,

    You are gorgeous.

    Now stop it.

  3. zinjojo
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    Look at all the effort in his rich pirate/Steven Tyler look: makeup done, hair colored (a lovely chestnut) and styled, with more accessories than I could count between necklaces, rings and scarves. I used to love him, but now all I see is a walking mid-life crisis.

  4. Mouse
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    Does he have an Accessories Wrangler? Like, someone whose job it is solely to ensure he has every single ring, scarf, wallet chain, sunglass, earring, bracelet, etc… in the right place at the right time? How long does it take him to dress in the morning?!

  5. Fifie
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    He always looks like he needs a flea dip.

  6. Carolina Girl
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    Wouldn’t it be lovely if Johnny Depp suddenly had a(nother) mid-life crisis and started dressing like a cross between David Beckham and Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

  7. Sandra
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    Dude, go easy on the scarves. Remember what happened to Isadora Duncan.

    • Stefanie
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      *snort*

    • youknowwho
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      HAHAHAHA!!

    • youknowwho
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      I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have laughed, but I do hope that Johnny does not face a similar fate and jettisons the scarf fetish before it gets to that point. Sad face.

      A funnier thing for me to laugh about would’ve been the caped superheros in The Incredibles. same concept: “no capes!”

  8. Stefanie
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    Ok, Im confessing:

    I don’t see what the big deal about Depp is. He doesn’t appeal to my loins nearly as much as he does to (what seems like) the rest of lady kind. In fact, the only Depp I would get with is in full Captain Jack Sparrow get up. And maybe Gilbert Grape.

  9. Mary
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    Did anyone else look at this photo and think Ozzy Osbourne?

    • eee
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      YES. That is exactly what I thought when I saw it.

      Then I saw who it was, and it wasn’t Ozzy, and I made a sadface.

  10. Eliza Bennett
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    Please let someone make that movie. I don’t even remember what Depp looked like when he used to shower and didn’t wear everything he owned at once, like a homeless Grey Gardens mashup.

  11. vandalfan
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    C’mon, his hair looks quite clean, and his pants and boots look fine. The cleaning rag (?) in his right pocket, that he could have left behind, but all together, I think he’s working his look.

  12. Lily1214
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    He really ought to be embarrassed. Maybe all that’s lacking is a styrofoam cup.

  13. Lizzy
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    Mission accomplished, Johny Depp. You’ve been fighting the hotness for decades and you’ve morphed into some strange, middle-aged guy trapped in a signature hobo look with sassy scarves. Like John Mayer, he just looks like he has B.O.

  14. Evalyn
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    I have an unconditional love for Johnny Depp, but I have to wonder how long it takes him to get into one of those outfits, which leads me to how to get him out of it. Just a question that occurs to me. . .

  15. Dazie
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    For crying out loud. You’re JOHNNY EFFING DEPP. We get it- you’re more than just a staggeringly pretty face. You are a SERIOUS ACTOR who deserves to be TAKEN SERIOUSLY. So’s Sidney Poitier.

    Put a shirt on that doesn’t have holes.

  16. shedid
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    I do fear he’s dipping into the lady-scarves. As in, I think I own something like the long one, from the Echo edgy mom line. He should only be allowed a white t shirt, a pair of jeans, and a pair of aviators.

  17. deee
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    He is waaaay too in touch with his feminine side.

  18. Melissa
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    The man’s almost 50. He dyes his hair (don’t tell me it’s for a role), wears affected bohobo rags, and dates women half his age. That’s a skeev, folks.

  19. CRC
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    He looks like that episode of friends where Joey puts on all of Chandler’s clothes.

  20. Jules
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    Yeah! That’s a lot of layers for a man!

    No! That’s not Johnny Depp.

    I want to laugh and cry at the same time.

  21. Sajorina
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    My reaction to this outfit was “I know that he based “Jack Sparrow” on Keith Richards, but I didn’t know he actually wanted to become him!” By the way, I’d totally watch “Dude Looks Like a Lady: The Steven Tyler Story”!

  22. fareye
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    Dude, stop it. Depp means fool in German, so.