Okay, listen: I KNOW. I KNOW. It’s a burgundy burlap jumpsuit.

Pamela Anderson Attending

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But PROGRESS IS PROGESS even if it does take the form of the jumpsuit. Let’s all realize that small hills make big mountains ….eventually…or something like that. Whatever, I’m not on Aphorism Duty today. You smell what I’m cooking. THINGS COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE.