OKAY FINE:

Angelina Jolie attends the

[Photo: Splash News]

MERE HOURS after I waxed on and on about how Angie never wears color more than once in a blue moon, she has to pop out wearing blue. THE VERY COLOR I NAME CHECKED. This must be how Aniston feels. The very moment she thinks she has a handle on what’s going on with the Brangelina situation (even if said handle is, “I don’t care”), they CHANGE IT UP on her. It makes a girl feel very off-kilter! Anyway, Angelina, you look nice. Now, if I say that Intern George never lets me use his Lake Como villa, either, will you do something about that as well?