Naomi Watts is pretty:

You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger - Premiere: Cannes Film Festival

As is her outfit. I love a dress that feels vaguely art deco without veering into I’M WEARING THE CHRYSLER BUILDING ON MY HEAD territory. This is simple, but not boring and I bet it’s amazing close-up.

Also amazing close-up, I imagine — though perhaps not in the same way — is what La Watts wore earlier in the day:

You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger Photocall - 63rd Cannes Film Festival

Yeah, that’s got a lot going on. Yeah, if you stare at it long enough, creepy faces begin to appear in the pattern. Sure, it looks like what would happen if a beach towel and a poncho had a baby. It’s crazy. And yet…I rather like this. You should probably know, however, that I am actually wearing a caftan right now, so my views may currently be irretrievably skewed.