A) I can’t believe poor Salma Hayek is in Grown Ups. I mean, isn’t she better than that? I guess we all have to pay our mortgages, but every time I see an ad for the movie, and she’s all playing Adam Sandler’s hot — presumably harried — wife, I’m surprised to see her there.
B) Perhaps taking that role was merely an excuse to wear her cute outfits around town and show off her sassy new haircut. In which case: I guess I will allow it.